Ask Harriet Finevoice
You hear a knock at the door. When you open it, you find a red box, adressed to you. Inside, you find what appears to be a human heart, as well as a note. "To Harriette Finevoice, on a pointless meatbag holiday celebrating a massacre. May you care for your adopted halucination until it grows into an elder god."
*picks up box* Oh, huh, looks like somebody sent me somethin’ for Va-
…
*drops the box* A…real…heart?!
"Hallo!" The Darkrai grabbed and hugged her.
G-gah! What’re you, exactly?! *attempts to wriggle out of the Pokemon’s hug*
Hi Harriet. I’mWayne(the male version of your universe’s Minnie/Insano). I know we haven’t talked before but I could really do with your help.
It turns out that AskThatChick followed you all here and she’s the one behind Zod taking over the world. Zod made a deal with ATC to give him his powers back. She’s controlling him even if he doesn’t know it yet.
Worse than that, Missy made a deal with her again so she wouldn’t hurt any of us. My brother also made a deal with ATC. Now she’s controlling them now.
I’m organising a rescue mission to save them and anyone else I can who’s under ATC’s control. Would you be willing to come along as well and help?
Glad to help, Doc.
WeLL, umM…sOMe kIdS CalLeD Me a ZoMBie…I dON’t eVeN KnoW wHAt oR wHY thEy’D Do tHaT!
“They are jealous! Zombies are stupid. You are smart!”
B-b-b-bUT i jUsT WaNTed To PLay WiTH thEm, ANd tHeY WerE lAUghInG And CaLLinG mE “BraIn EAteR!” i DOn’t EaT BraInS! I doN’t EVen EaT BolOgNA!
…I want names of these kids, honey. Right now.
You are not a zombie sweetheart. It’s a not-nice word people use to talk about the undead and you shouldn’t listen to them.
((*is uncreative with names, so we’ll assume Harriet got them later*))
It’S Not FaIR, maMa! I-i-i-i JUst WaNTed To PLay WiTH thEm…*sobbing*
Oh hon, I know, kids can be mean sometimes. Try to not listen to them, they don’t know what they’re talkin’ about.
I wONdeR iF MolLy HAs eVEr BEen CaLLed ThAT, toO…
Why don’t you go talk about it with her, sweetheart? *under her breath* I’m sure the man version a’ me would be about as happy if she has been called that…
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WeLL, umM…sOMe kIdS CalLeD Me a ZoMBie…I dON’t eVeN KnoW wHAt oR wHY thEy’D Do tHaT!
“They are jealous! Zombies are stupid. You are smart!”
B-b-b-bUT i jUsT WaNTed To PLay WiTH thEm, ANd tHeY WerE lAUghInG And CaLLinG mE “BraIn EAteR!” i DOn’t EaT BraInS! I doN’t EVen EaT BolOgNA!
…I want names of these kids, honey. Right now.
You are not a zombie sweetheart. It’s a not-nice word people use to talk about the undead and you shouldn’t listen to them.
((*is uncreative with names, so we’ll assume Harriet got them later*))
It’S Not FaIR, maMa! I-i-i-i JUst WaNTed To PLay WiTH thEm…*sobbing*
Oh hon, I know, kids can be mean sometimes. Try to not listen to them, they don’t know what they’re talkin’ about.
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WeLL, umM…sOMe kIdS CalLeD Me a ZoMBie…I dON’t eVeN KnoW wHAt oR wHY thEy’D Do tHaT!
“They are jealous! Zombies are stupid. You are smart!”
B-b-b-bUT i jUsT WaNTed To PLay WiTH thEm, ANd tHeY WerE lAUghInG And CaLLinG mE “BraIn EAteR!” i DOn’t EaT BraInS! I doN’t EVen EaT BolOgNA!
…I want names of these kids, honey. Right now.
You are not a zombie sweetheart. It’s a not-nice word people use to talk about the undead and you shouldn’t listen to them.
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